It was pretty hard to believe that the administration could screw up the Dubai Ports World scandal any more than they have already, regardless of what you think of the actual security concerns. But, well, they have, because their solution to this mess is to encourage DPW to team up with an American company. Any guesses?

Bing! Halliburton.

Wow.

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