It has become as regular as the Rudolph special and Black Friday--Bill O'Reilly's yearly "defense" of Christmas against people, well, like me, I suppose. How best to defend your right to scream "Merry Christmas" against the unwashed "Happy Holidays" hordes? Buy an O'Reilly holiday ornament for your holiday tree. I. Shit. You. Not. Who's making baby Jesus cry now, Bill?

By the way, how soon will it be until the rest of the media takes a hard look at O'Reilly's list of enemies and realizes that he's a raving anti-Semite? He's practically rehashing the old Zionist Occupied Government chestnut the Neo Nazis are always on about, with a few convenient replacement words. He's just inserting "Soros" for "the Rothschilds" or whomever the Big Evil Jew is supposed to be in whatever idiotic rehash you can find of this retarded conspiracy theory. Typical bullshit racist paranoia dressed up as a crusade to save the fiberglass nativity scenes of Wal-Mart America.

If He were around today, Jesus would totally kick Bill's ass.